Warrior Dash

So this race looks absolutely hysterical!!!

Warrior Dash

Where: Copper Mountain Ski Resort...

What: 3.27 Mile course with 12 obstacles from hell

How do I train for Warrior Dash?
1. Day one: run as far as you can. Go home. Day two: do the same thing.
2. Find the dirtiest pond in your neighborhood and snorkel in it - in your slippers, without goggles.
3. Practice your climbing and crawling skills at your local jungle gym. Ignore the small children and parental glares.
4. Do not shower or shave for weeks in order to obtain a true Warrior look.